[ He's happy for a whole moment until the pinch. He'll jump at that, but it's not like he can actually go anywhere with Wei Wuxian on him. The betrayal! ]

Ah! That's cheating. You do know you shouldn't mess with the person who you're sitting on.

[ He will move his hand to Wei Wuxian's bare sides to give it a squeeze ] I can very much retaliate and I will play dirty.